Reasons I’m a Good Sub

  • I’m super obedient. ̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶r̶y̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶y̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶r̶d̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶o̶c̶c̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶.̶ ̶
  • I will use my safe word honourably at all times,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶
  • I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶
  • I’ve never ever bitten a dom before, obviously. I̶̶̶t̶̶̶’̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶j̶̶̶u̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶y̶̶̶o̶̶̶u̶̶̶ ̶̶̶n̶̶̶e̶̶̶v̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶k̶̶̶n̶̶̶o̶̶̶w̶̶̶.̶̶̶ ̶̶̶
  • I’ll be really, really compliant. I’ll fetch your coffee and make your dinner without complaining a̶s̶ ̶l̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶s̶p̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶n̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶h̶o̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶b̶r̶u̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶s̶s̶.̶ ̶
  • I’ll give you blowjobs whenever I̶ you want,  ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶ e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶’̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶H̶a̶n̶d̶m̶a̶i̶d̶’̶s̶ ̶T̶a̶l̶e̶.

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  • I’m super good at s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶i̶n̶g̶  s̶a̶d̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ giving Thai massages.
  • The only time I’ll draw a moustache on your face while you’re sleeping and take photos off it is ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶s̶
  • o̶n̶ ̶T̶h̶u̶r̶s̶d̶a̶y̶s̶
  • o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶b̶i̶r̶t̶h̶d̶a̶y̶
  • never.

  • E̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶’̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶m̶o̶o̶d̶.̶ ̶
  • E̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶f̶e̶e̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶l̶o̶w̶j̶o̶b̶.̶
  • E̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶c̶o̶l̶a̶t̶e̶.̶
  • Never, I swear.
  • I’m seriously good at being a rope bunny. I̶’̶m̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶I̶ ̶t̶r̶i̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶.̶ ̶
  • In fact, I’ve been suspended by some of the harshest riggers of all time i̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶m̶u̶s̶h̶r̶o̶o̶m̶s̶.̶ ̶
  • I’m o̶c̶c̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ o̶f̶t̶e̶n̶ u̶s̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ always polite.
  • I̶ ̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶e̶ a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶q̶u̶a̶l̶i̶t̶i̶e̶s̶.̶

 

 

 

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