The wooden spoon for the cheese sauce is in the bedside drawer.
No, I don’t want to chew your penis.
I can’t get these things out of my vagina.
If my butt was big enough for that thing, I would have fallen through my own asshole by now.
No I did not put that French Tickler condom on your cactus.
I said get these things out of my fucking vagina RIGHT FUCKING NOW oh! Oh, that feels good. Don’t get those things out of my vagina yet. No, no, keep trying. Just don’t succeed.
If you won’t let me put my panties on now I’ll start telling everyone dad jokes.
I buried it in the garden.
No, I didn’t make a treasure map.
Brats are friends, not food.
Well done. Now I’mma put those things back in my vagina. By accident.
I am a good girl. I am I am I am I can’t hear you la la la.