Google Search History of a Fetlife Noob

After Goop’s Fact Checker’s Google Search History

What are butt plugs?

Do bananas cause yeast infections?

How to get a ben wah ball out of your butt if you don’t have lube.

Does WhyTrustTomHanks’ celestial smut speak directly to me or is he just an erotica slut?

Do cucumbers cause yeast infections?

How to write a profile that attracts doms.

Extra-large condoms for cucumbers.

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How to make fake bruises with Photoshop.

Cheap butt bleaching New Jersey.

Does spilling peroxide in your vagina constitute a medical emergency?

How to cure your gag reflex so you don’t puke during blowjobs.

How to pick a handcuff lock using only one hand and a lampshade.

How to pick a handcuff lock using one hand, a lampshade, and a table leg.
And a digital alarm clock?
A cucumber?

Cool things to say about labels on your Fetlife profile.

If you put glitter on a pancake, will it give him sparkly poop?

How to booby trap the bathroom door so you get a head start on Sparkly Poop Doms.

Can TSA scanners detect magic wands?

Recipes with cucumbers.

How to get your gag reflex back so that you can puke during blowjobs.

How to hide bruises with Photoshop.

How to write a profile that doesn’t attract any doms.

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